Modified from Inspired by a post by a runescape mod some years ago
Good evening, hello, how do you do?
What do you know, your story is untrue.
The account you share in your post on reddit,
Hasn't been't been playing very fair, why won't you admit it?
It's botted, it's cheated & done lots of bad things
& you I see are responsible for all its misdoings.
The account I say will remain as banned
As it's clear your actions were very well planned
In future I suggest you play by the book
Or else you'll be branded a very crook crook.
My job here is done, and will not abused by the whine,
Now excuse me please I'm off to make some wine