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Just pass'in thru
In the time you took to read this, I would have robbed you twice and returned that hideous excuse of a couch.
In the time it took you to read this, I would have robbed you thrice, and returned your hideous furniture.
dreaming of pickpocket-esque skills
In your house, fondling your stuff
That gem is looking mighty fine...
Oooo shiny shiny